Oh shit...! I think you got the virus!
W-what virus?
The beta virus! It's been all over the news this morning!
A-am I gonna die?!? We need to get to the hospital!!!
Calm down, babe! It's not, like, lethal or anything, as far as they can tell! It just makes guys shrink a little!
A little?!? I could barely reach the door handle!
Well, you're definitely smaller than any of the patients they showed on the news...
I need help! Call the fucking hospital, Meg!
It's no good, there's way too many people on the lines already...! It might take over a week before we get a hold of someone...
Fuck...! That means you're gonna have to drive me there!
Babe, I don't think that's a good idea either... There's already huge crowds around every hospital! It's total chaos out there!
You... You expect me to just sit here inside the house and not do anything?
It's the safest option, I think! Just take a deep breath and lay down, babe... I'll make sure nothing bad happens to you until we can get help!
N-no! We need to go right now!
Shhh, babe. I'm not letting you out there until things calm down. It's too risky, especially at your current size! Don't worry, we'll make it through this... Look, I think your shrinking's slowing down already!
O-okay... I'll trust you.
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Meg! Don't do that around me! I've told you so many times!
Oh. Thought you were still asleep, little guy. <URP> Ugh, 'scuse me...
Meg, please! And stop calling me little!!!
Come on, it's just a bit of gas. Though I guess it's way worse for you down there, at your height.
Can you please stop mentioning my height every time you open your fat mouth?!?
Whoa, someone's feeling cranky. what's got you so upset today?
Is there any reason for me to not be?!? You've let yourself go so badly that I barely recognize you! When are you gonna stop eating like a pig and start going to the gym again?
Oh, here we fucking go again with the weight talk. You're not exactly model material yourself anymore, you know.
What has that got to do with it?!? I didn't choose to be shrunk by this fucking virus!
It has everything to do with it! I'm stuck in this sexless pseudo-relationship with your midget ass, and you've got the nerve to ask me give up eating? It's literally the only source of comfort and joy left in my life!
C-come on, that's not even remotely true!
It isn't? You haven't given me a single orgasm after you got infected. You haven't even gotten your shrunken dick inside me in over half a year!
W-well, maybe if you lost some fucking weight, I could -
Could what? As if you not being able to get your tiny thing past my cheeks is the only issue? I know about your other problem, too.
W-what do you mean?
What do you think I'm talking about? I wash all the laundry in this house, you know! Every single pair of underwear you put in the basket is always totally soaked in your cum, even the ones that you've only worn for a day! Even though I've never noticed you masturbating once after you shrunk. Your premature ejaculation has gotten so bad that you're just having an accident after another when you're around me!
It's the fucking virus! I'm not into fatties!
Oh, I know. But if you're already making several messes a day, just how bad would it get if I actually got back in shape? You'd probably be passing out from dehydration every day or something! No, I think it's better for both of us if I just focus on enjoying myself and taking it easy now.
M-Meg, please don't say that! It'd make me so happy to see you get back in shape!
Nah, not gonna happen. I was never into that fitness stuff the same way as you. I only exercised as hard as I did just to keep you happy, after you freaked me out by suggesting an open relationship. Seriously, you were always such a shallow prick, and not even turning into a prematurely ejaculating shrimp did much to change that.
I'm sorry, I... You're right. I've been way out of line. My head's been a mess after they found out the virus isn't curable.
Yeah, I know. But you're still not getting to treat me like you used to ever again. Just try me and I'll dump your ass on the spot. And no other woman's gonna want some premature little shit that's too short to even kiss them properly.
A-as if any guy would be interested in you either...
Wanna bet on that? The one who gets laid first is the winner. And if I win, we're gonna discuss about that open relationship idea of yours again. I gotta admit, it's starting to seem like a really great idea to me!
