[announcement] Regarding the disappearance of Weird World Captions blog

Weird World Captions blog has been terminated by Google.

No warning was given beforehand, and no reason was specified. Google busted out the blanket term of "harmful content" without elaborating what this content was exactly, or where.

WWC's appeal to have their blog restored was rejected. Once again, Google refused to elaborate further.

No one with a backup of Weird World Captions has stepped forward, though apparently WWC themselves still has at least some of their content stored in some form.

A fan made Discord was set up a few days before the removal and now serves as a good source of updates if you wish to follow the situation develop and hopefully see WWC's content again sometime in the near future.

Link:

https://discord.gg/P75T7bsbsm

Speaking as a long time fan of WWC's work and a fellow content creator, I'm frankly disgusted by how unfairly they got treated here.

This would probably be a good time to clarify that due to a lot of the stories here on my blog dealing with very similar themes as Weird World Captions, I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that I could also get nuked on this platform sooner or later, without a single warning or explanation given.

Aside from my artworks and some of the captions where both the photo and text are contained within the same image, I have backed up nothing, and I don't really want to go through the arduous hassle of doing so.

So, if there's stories here that you really enjoy, I highly recommend finding some way to save them for yourself, in case it becomes my turn to bend over the chopping block.

- Lewdsmith

[femaleWG, PE, cuck] Joke of a relationship

Ryan had spent the entire day away from home, running various errands. When he finally returned to his apartment, he was met with a scene both unexpected and horrifying; his girlfriend Stella was sitting on their bed, gagging on some strange man's cock.

 

"Welcome home, Ryan", the man said, without taking his eyes away from Ryan's partner. "I'm Frank. Me and Stella here were just reminiscing about the good old days. We'd do this every day back then."
 

"MMMGH!" Stella cried out, her voice muffled by the man meat in her mouth. The desperate tone betrayed the enthusiasm of her bobbing head, as if she was not fully in control of her actions.
 

This impression was further enforced when Ryan took a step towards the man with the intention of kicking his ass and realized that his feet refused to move an inch.
 

"We had a good thing going together before you stole her away from me, Ryan. I've waited patiently all these years for Stella to realize her mistake and come back to the man who TRULY loves her. Yesterday I gave her one last chance to break up with you, and she didn't even respond."
 

"Let her go, asshole! I swear I'm gonna-", shouted Ryan, but Frank was not intimidated in the slightest.
 

"I've finally accepted that things are over between me and Stella for good. Sure, I could use my powers to force her to love me, but I've learned from experience how unfulfilling that kinda thing becomes in the end. You two can have each other for all I care. But, as a punishment for breaking my heart, I'm gonna make sure your relationship will be nothing but a big joke from now on."
 

Frank snapped his fingers, and within seconds Stella was bent over the bed, offering her shapely ass to Frank. There was no enthusiasm to her motions.
 

He shoved his cock inside her. With every thrust, the sound of Frank's crotch slapping against Stella's ass came out louder than the last. Her backside was swelling with fat, expanding until each cheek was over twice as big and wide as her entire bottom used to be only seconds ago.
 

When it seemed to have finally stopped growing, the swelling began to spread across the rest of Stella's body. Her breathing got heavier as years of exercise was undone, replaced by nothing but useless flab. She wobbled like a huge chunk of dough as Frank continued to ram his cock into her.

"Ryyaaannnn...", Stella slurred, fighting desperately against Frank's control to get the words out. "Ruuun..."
 

Hearing the despair and sorrow in her voice made Ryan's blood boil, and for a moment, his overflowing rage overcame Frank's powers. He took off like an olympic sprinter, almost flying at Frank.
 

But just as his fist was about to connect, Frank reacted. He turned his head towards Ryan and for the first time, looked him straight in the eyes. Upon seeing the intense, eerie glow in Frank's eyes, every muscle in Ryan's body suddenly betrayed him, stopping him dead in his tracks.
 

"W-whoa there", Frank stuttered, visibly a little shaken from having almost gotten punched. "You could have just said something if you wanted to have your turn that bad."
 

Having said that, Frank slid his cock out of Stella, patting her massive behind a few times as he did.
 

"Go on then, champ. Treat yourself to it. Isn't this fat pig just the hottest thing you've ever seen?"
 

There were a lot of things Ryan wanted to say to this monster, but no words came out. He was back under his control. Ryan's body positioned itself directly behind his girlfriend's enormous ass.
 

As he gazed at her, the disgust he initially felt turned into arousal. The sight of Stella's blubbery thighs, her enormous gut that rested against the bed, it all began to look very inviting to him, almost divine. His cock twitched restlessly.

 

"Everything okay, loverboy?", Frank asked mockingly. "You seem a little nervous."
 

"NnnNNNGHHHH! AAAAHHHHH!", Ryan moaned as numerous slim ropes of cum erupted from his cock, settling all across his girlfriend's fat asscheeks and back.
 

"Nnnooo...!", Stella whimpered in response.
 

"Originally I was just gonna fatten her up and call it a day", Frank explained. "But considering you almost knocked my noggin', I figured I'd spice things up a bit further. From now on you'll have zero control over your cock. Anything this fatty does can be enough to make you cum like a fountain. You risk having an accident just by looking at her, even when she's not naked. At first Stella will probably try accepting it, but unfortunately for you, she has the libido of a teenager now, and eventually it'll inevitably lead to her becoming unbearably frustrated with your premature problem. Sooner or later, her contempt and disgust for you will trump over her loyalty, and she's gonna start looking for sexual satisfaction elsewhere. But no matter how much she cheats on you, you'll never be able to let go of her. The two of you will be trapped in a sexless fake relationship forever... A fat slut and her premature admirer."
 

"Nooo...!", Stella moaned with clenched teeth. "I... will... never..."
 

"Good luck trying to fight it. In the end, the body always wins over the heart. Enjoy your lives."
 

Frank got dressed and left, leaving Ryan and Stella catching their breath and sobbing, until they could finally move again.
 

 

 

Four months later:

 

"Ryan, please, PLEASE hold it in! I need to get fucked NOW!"
 

"Ngh... S-stop shaking your ass like that then! And stop talking like a porn star!"
 

"I can't fucking help it! I can't even sleep anymore because I keep thinking about cock and rubbing myself! I'm losing my fucking mind!"
 

"S-stay still! This is kinda hard with my eyes closed! Oh... Oh?!?"
 

"YES! It's in, IT'S IN! You're finally fucking me, Ryan!!! You broke his curse!!!"
 

"Ngh... Nghhhhh... S-Stellaaaaaaghhh...!!!"
 

"No, no, NO! DON'T!"
 

"I'm... I'm sorrrrRNNNNNGHHHHHHH!!!"
 

"Get off me! GET OFF, PERV!"
 

"S-Stella, I'm sorry..."
 

"I'm done. No more. Go get me my phone."
 

"Babe, please...!"
 

"Now. And don't call me 'babe' ever again. I don't want my new friend to get the wrong impression when he comes over."

[femaleWG, maleShrinking, PE, cuck, dickShrinking] So close yet so far

"Whoops", your girlfriend said in a deadpan and cynical tone, not even bothering to feign that what she did to you just now was an accident.

At first you thought she had simply used the spell to make herself taller, but then you realized that everything around you seemed much bigger now.

You looked down at your shrunken body. Your arms and legs had halved in length, giving you the physique of a midget.

"What the fuck? Why the fuck did you-"

"That's my line, shrimp. I ask you to make me sexy, and instead you turn me into some fat pig with huge tits!"

"I can't help what I'm into! At least I gave you a body that looks good to me! Unless you're about to tell me that you have a thing for three foot tall guys, this is really not fair!"

"Nah, I definitely don't. I think you look ridiculous. I just wanted to make sure that you wouldn't be able to fuck me me as long as I'm stuck with this disgusting body. Noticed your new dick yet?"

You moved your gaze downwards again. Despite feeling rock hard down there, you could only see the tip of your new member. It was barely two inches long and only as thick as your thumb.

"No!!!", you yelled in denial. "Come on, at least let me keep my dick size until we change back! I promise I won't try anything funny!"

"Well, that's for sure", your girlfriend responded with a giggle. "I could probably wrestle you with one arm, the way you are now."

You swallowed audibly at the thought. She was clearly right. The size difference between the two of you was ridiculous.

"Actually, you know what? I changed my mind. Come over here and do whatever you want to me, little man", she said, running her plump fingers seductively across her fat ass.

Your girlfriend didn't have to ask twice. But as soon as you stood right next to her, the challenges presented by your height gap became painfully apparent. You couldn't even reach high enough to grab her new gigantic breasts with your stubby arms. After desperately humping against her fat legs for a while, she finally took pity on you and got down on her hands and knees, but even in this position, your girlfriend's holes were still too high up.

She laughed as you stood on her calves to make up for the missing height. You felt so small and pathetic already, and there was still one more issue to overcome. Your cock was too tiny now to reach past your girlfriend's massive buttocks.

After a minute of fruitless fumbling, your frustration and horniness got the better of you. You started smashing your hips against her backside like a jackhammer, grunting and panting like a wild animal. Despite there not being any hope of penetration, the feeling of pounding your miniscule dick against her enormous, wobbling ass was incredible.

It felt so good you almost didn't care that your girlfriend was laughing at you throughout the whole sad act - all twenty seconds of it.

This cheap imitation of sex pushed you over the edge in less than twenty seconds.

Your girlfriend bursted into an even more hysterical fit of laughter as she felt your cum running down her thighs, not even a single drop making it inside her.

"Thanks for the ride, stud", she cooed to you mockingly. "That was so fast I almost feel flattered. I guess you really do love my new body. What a shame you'll never actually get to fuck it."

You didn't answer her. Drained of energy by your orgasm, you collapsed on the carpet to catch your breath.

"Anyways, your silly humping actually got me a bit turned on. I think I'm gonna go look for some bigger man who has a cock big enough to actually reach inside me."

"W-what? You think you can just..."

"Cheat on you? I mean, you already got your release, it's only fair that I get mine too. Not my fault you made me so fucking huge that I'm practically unable to reach my own pussy. Consider this your punishment for turning me into an obese freak."

"Wait!", you shouted after your girlfriend, trying to get yourself up from the floor to chase after her, but being unused to your new tiny body, it took you too long. By the time you were back on your feet, she was gone.

Sadly, at this point in time neither of you was yet aware that there was a time limit to how long the reversal spell would work. By the time your girlfriend returned the next morning, that time limit had expired and there was no longer going back to your old lives.

Needless to say, your relationship dynamic would never go back to the way it was, either...

[M2BBW, TG, WG] Dreary life

 You were not the type to spend time in night clubs or approach women just to get laid, but last night the mood really struck you.

Initially no one seemed to warm up to your advances, but when the place was just a few minutes away from closing, you suddenly found yourself in the company of a very drunk and very chubby redhead.

She invited you over to her place, and the two of you enjoyed the kind of sex one would expect from two horny, intoxicated and desperate individuals - clumsy, but passionate.

However, when you finally reached your limit and began drifting to sleep, the redhead began going through some kind of a very verbal episode of self loathing.

You felt her soft body quiver against yours as she cried violently and listed all the things she hated about her life.

Most of them had something to do with her size.

Apparently she had been an athlete in her younger years, but all that came to an end one day after a particularly bad knee injury.

Upon learning that her leg would never fully heal, the woman fell into a depression, and from there began spiraling down into a life of obesity and even more health issues.

The most embarrassing of them was her flatulence. The weight gain had damaged her digestion, and she confessed having tried her best all night to hold back her farts, but it was simply impossible for this woman to go for more than five minutes without passing gas. You thought she had been gassy from the liquor, but apparently she had it this bad all the time, every day.

In addition to her flatulence, she also suffered from severe lethargy and was always sleepy. The woman explained to you how she didn't even leave her bed most days, let alone her apartment. Every day was a blur of naps, snacking, reality TV and masturbation. She cursed her dreary life and told you that she wanted to 'switch places'. That was the last thing you remembered her saying before you passed out in your post orgasm bliss.

As you woke up next morning to the comically long sound of your own fart and noticed the sensation of excess flesh in every part of your body, you realized that her choice of words might have been more than just wishful thinking. Your own body was nowhere to be seen.

You saw a note on the floor, but despite your panic, you couldn't even bring yourself to go pick it up. Your new female body felt completely drained of energy. All you could get yourself to do was to pathetically reach out towards the piece of paper with your jiggling arm, but it was futile.

Soon, your outstretched hand was between your crotch, as if guided there by some new instinct. You continued to finger yourself lazily in a state of hungover heat, until you felt something resembling an orgasm - one of thousands more to come - and promptly fell back asleep, into your new life as a horny, lazy slob.